Where you gonna fall?
When you realize
You just can’t have it all
i can not stand by you to the end of the world like i said i would do
hey sheldon, what’s up?
the ceiling, of course
[extensively long laugh track, continuing on for minutes, breaking on hours. audience members are slowly dying of laughter, unable to stop. the actors want to cry out in grief for them to stop, but they are on set. it is a massive tragedy]
rule number 1: You never ever tell someone to kill themselves
rule number 2: You never tell someone that they are fat
rule number 3: You never tell someone that they are too thin
rule number 4: You never judge someone and point their flaws
rule number 5: If you don’t have anything nice to say just shut the hell up
- Dean: "its like theres light at the end of the tunnel"
- Sam: "its hellfire, dean"
- Dean: "whatever"
what did one japanese man say to the other?
something in japanese
I have never been more disappointed in my life